Poor A-Rod. We know he can’t deliver in the clutch in October. And now we come to learn he can’t deliver in the delivery room either.
The Yankees third baseman tells the Yes Network, or at least his wife does, that A-Rod passed out during the birth of their first child. Some Yankees fans would argue he blacked out during every post-season in pinstripes as well.
All kidding aside, maybe there is a theme here. In less stressful times, shall we say, A-Rod delivers. But when the pressure is really on, he stops breathing perhaps and then stops performing.
I’ve never faced a 95 mile an hour fastball with the bases loaded in a playoff game in October. But I have stared down three kids in the delivery room. No cold packs. No blood pressure monitoring. No passing out on the couch like A-Rod for this father of three. Ooh, that felt good. Really good. Of course, now that our kids are older, my wife handles all needles and blood related injuries.
My advice, Alex, my friend. Breath. Relax. Remember what they taught us in those birthing classes and then try it out next October. That’s if your Yankees are in the playoffs. At this rate, you probably have more control over getting back to the delivery room than you do of getting back to the playoffs. Either way, your wife is better under pressure than you are. So is mine. I am just glad I was awake to see her deliver in the clutch. We are all still waiting for you to do the same.
